Saturday 29 August 2009

The Flyness

A short story written by Kira Crow © (or here; not English sites)
translated by Snoodle ©
and corrected by Wagerwitch ©
(thank you a lot!)

Can you hear the laugh?

Wafting through the market and enlacing by sweet scent as a snake, accompany the jingle of bells and nickels... So bright and clear that the surrounding bustle and people’s milling around seems to be just simple coulisse.

You like it? I see you raising your head and your glazed eyes sparkling with just a tiny touch of interest left. Can you understand yet?

It’s a laugh of group of children romping around the stalls belonging to their parents. They are offsprings of nomads. Wild human young ones.

Even you are the young one – torn from your mother’s arms, who gave her blood for your protection. Now you are their prisoner, stupid toy and an attraction for money... But you are so small you can’t understand.

No, I am not crying, just dust in my eyes that makes my tears.

The group of children runs around the market and have fun by the old game, but I know it won’t last for long and they will come here, eventually to you.

„Hey, uncle, show us the monster! “They yell and the face of the disgusting fat old geezer screwed up with a cheeky smile. „Oh you little scoundrels, I will show you the ugliest monster who has been torturing our nation, who used to hunt us on our journeys and has been steeling exactly little brats like you! “

The old stupid superstition has been told in gypsy camps for years. Who knows its origin? But I know it’s only poisoned slander, which only human have dared to spit into dragon’s face.

„But you do have money don’t you? “And nippers start to please, urge, implore, and threaten. „I will tell my dad! “ „We will tell on you to the old witch and your tooth ache won’t help you anymore“ At the end they resign and draw a couple of copper coins from their dirty pockets. The old man graciously leads them into the tent, to your cage.

Don’t jerk so much, I know it hurts. The hits by sharpened stones and pokes have made, in your still soft and weak skin, terrible scars which won’t heal. Your scales are dying out or becoming overgrown in the wrong direction, your little paws with small claws filed off so you can’t even walk. I am trying, Gods know, trying so hard to delude your pain by herbs and old medicine... But what can I do against the crowd? I can hardly treat you and the cuts start to heal, other spectators will come and hurt you again.

„Monster! Brute!“ scornful laughter full of malevolence, purple gloss of hate and sadism in all eyes around, even people who you can call decent and polite in normal life, here in Panopticum lose their barriers.

I know this is different laugh. Its full of joy and children’s carefreeness, but the moment it comes closer to you, it changes into laugh that brings pain.

Dont be scared, I didnt mean to terrify you. I wont let this happen again, little boy.
I cant let you fly to the wilds, you are so disabled you woudlnt survive for more than three days, I cant hide you. You have become destroyed shaking hillock, just a bundle of scars, sores and broken wings. I wish I was there when you were stolen from your mother, when you still had hope...

The strong chain has pressed its rusted pattern into your neck... Slowly loosening it not to hurt you.
I admit, I am crying.

You are so weak you are not defending yourself, when I hold you in my arms, you are just looking at me by your azure sad eyes. I rub you on your little nose for a while without thinking, listening to music from the market. I must be brave.

Taking the leather wee bag from my pocket, the one Ellen gave me long time ago. Ellen, the little druid and great healer. I can remember very well what she was telling me: „Only not much of diseases exist, which the magic can’t fix, Cora. But at the place, where even the magic fails, where the herbs cannot repair the damage... It isn’t a crime to use this. It’s a duty. “

Truthfully the herbs are locally referred to as Blower, but fortunately it doesn’t work the way the name suggest. At least not for the dragons. The water in the kettle is boiling already, I’m putting the little young white rootlets into it and slowly stirring. We still have time.

I want you to know that if I could help you by different way, I wouldn’t wait for a second. I swear to Gods, I will just help you away from the sorrows.

You would be such a beautiful dragon. Slim body, strong paws with dragon’s talons, green and yellow skin encrusted by shiny scales and bloody-red thorns, a tail closed by one strong spike. You would rise your head proudly to the sky and guard the woods, freedom would be your second name. Once you would hear the people’s laugh, you would never recognise the markets music. You wouldn’t experience more suffering than other wild creatures.

A bubbling water disturbs me from my fantasy, the concoction is finished.
Breathing deeply when pouring the medicine into the cornet made from birchen bark, my hands are shaking. You are lying in my lap and uncomprehendingly you follow my acting. If only you knew...

„The sun is gone, the stars are shining.
The Elves and others sadly whining. “

You’re listening to me with interest, I feel your frightened heart-beat calming down.

„Feys and Fairies dancing on meadows.
Welcoming Flyness, healer of sorrows. “

I carefully cut the top of the vial and slowly put it in your little maw. You are swallowing the bitter colourless liquid and listen to the song. You seem so calmed and content...

„Where the dragons fly, when the star of the dragon fades?
Where the fairies dance, when no one’s on the glades?
Everyone knows and wishes them to stay“

One, two hitches in sudden cramp, you closed your eyes and breathed out. At last. No more suffering, no more pain. I don’t care what they will do to me, when they find out!
Pressing the cooling small body and stifling sobs when singing:

„With Flyness the dragon, they pass away“


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Friday 28 August 2009

Sometimes just one song…

…can perfectly describe the way I feel.

Its not a matter of lyrics, its more the atmosphere. Of course, everyone of us is different and everybody has his own ears. Lots of people think (and honestly me too) that Marilyn Manson is such a freak. But that's why i like him so much. And sometimes he can just hit the head on a nail (or was it hitting the nail on the head?)


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Wednesday 26 August 2009

Travelling in time is possible

Everybody believes that travel by time is impossible. (Maybe not for Donnie Darko but that's another story.)

The tourist. Not original video but better than look five minutes at cd cover :)

It was November 2007. I listened to this song over and over again. Isn't it strange feeling when you are going through some period of your life and listen to some music, then have a few years break and listen to the song/album/interpret again?

I love it.

Music has power to give you opportunity to travel in time. It does a lot more than photos to me. I can live again and feel it so strong as nothing else. You have flutter-bys in your tummy, remembering what have you been doing, what were your problems and joys, who were you spending time with, who were your friends…

Who were you.


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"I am proud of you"

Hearing that made my day today. And tomorrow. It actually made my week and whole month.

I wished so much to hear that from my dad. And I heard it. And it made me happy.

Wish I could hear that from my mum too but doubt I will ever hear something nice from her. But life's life right you cant have everything you want to :)
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Why i have decided to be a dentist

Lots of people are really scared of dentists.

People are already scared of me, so it made my decision easy, one half of business is in my pocket!

Now seriously. I hear questions like "why dentistry my god?!" all the time. Its quite a long story. When i was small kid and went at school upstairs, somebody pushed me and i fell. The result was that my hard palate was in two pieces (dont worry, dont have any scarfs visible, because i am also known as this: , but that is another story) :)

Anyway i went to hospital, everything fixed, and there my teeth problems have started. My fuck*ing denist, some lady nearby my home, decided to pull my canine teeth. She gave me anaesthetic, but started pulling right after she put the injection away though, so you can imagine how painful that was. When i look back i dont see any reason why she had to do that, because my "adult teeth", concretely the canine ones, havent grown till 5 years after this accident.

Meanwhile the 5 years I went to Italy with my parents and had another accident - at night i have fallen from the bed and broke my incisor tooth. At home we went to x ray and the motto "better safe than sorry" worked well, they found out that in my gum there was a cyst. So i had to go to surgery and spent one week in hospital. To be honest, it was great week and i will never forget it :)) you know, children's department, so we had computer to play (only if there was nobody at operating theatre), and each other to bother. Also, compulsory ice-cream! It was great time really i enjoyed. My broken tooth had to be fixed many times, because they didnt want to pull it - so i have artificial extension till now :)

That is not all. You must know how does it work when you have space in your mouth (according to the canine teeth issue). Your teeth just start to be bored and want to travel, and so they do. My teeth werent any departure from the rule and soon i had teeth miles away from each other. That wasnt so bad if my adult teeth didnt want to be neglected anymore and wanted to grow up.

Unfortunately because of young teeth's travels, they didnt have any space so there was dangerous they will grow up straight into my cheek. So the other nice dentist (this time she was really nice) pulled off 5 my teeth. Two of them were adult and three young ones. Then i was given... how do you called the stuff... the metal things to keep your teeth straight? I havent found any translation.. but i am sure you know what i am talking about :)

After another few years they took it away and my teeth are well. I have never had tooth decay, thats a wee irony isnt it? Never was drilled. Just was sharpened so the artificial tooth could be built (nothing nice...).

So do you know now, why do i want to be a dentist? Yeah? V for Vendetta, revenge is mine you creepy dentists!

Just kidding. Only dont want anybody to walk through anything i walked through. I want to help people, i am manually skilful and human body always interested me... :)

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Winamp or iTunes?

Thas's a questions, isnt it?

I have been using iTunes for years. I think its the best player I have had. But life is change and I decided to try something else - Winamp.

I am trying to use winamp for exactly one week now. And to be honest, its gonna be the first and the last week with that media player. I followed my little personal rule to help me with impatience and new stuff - its about getting used to it, giving time to "know the shit" (getting all gangsta' now :)), and finally, customizing what ever i want to customize. First impression was great - my library was added during few seconds. I am used to have my music sorted perfectly - in iTunes I have two playlist folders - often listened and rarely listened, and in those i have created playlists A-Z interprets.

I tried to do the same in Winamp, I dont persist on having frequency folders, but what I really want to is to be able to sort songs in each playlist. By time, by name of song, by album, by comment, by anything i want to. Here comes the first problem, when accesing the actual "playlist" folder you created, i havent managed how to customize columns, and it offered me just simple ordination "Artist - song". I dont know which rule did it use, but it took me ages to find just one song in my Radiohead playlist, as I have all the discography :))) (yeah you guess right i am just showing off). Unfortunately i didnt manage to organise that in winamp. But i got over it, because winamp offered me great feature called "play songs similar to [xxx]". 

This very useful little utility was practicly only reason why i decided to stay with winamp (patience brings roses). Right-click on song and Winamp playlist generator will start scanning your library. 4 steps, first, second and third went good but the last. The last step stuck. After 2 hours waiting in curiosity what is gonna happen it still was saying "Analysing songs in progress, 0 from 6548 analysed." (or something like that).

That was it. I have done a little research (at first i enjoy to fix things and second i really want this helpful little thing). And found out that its not only me who has this problem. I even found an answer!

It simply doesnt work.

So, after few hours figting with winamp i am going back to old good itunes, it may be a little lumpish, but i dont see any reason, why should I desert to winamp :)

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Tuesday 25 August 2009

Why are people blogging

I don't mean blogs for making money, or blogs to advertise something. I mean simple personal blogging, what happened to me, my thoughts, my dreams, my experiences.

But isn't that just pure exhibitionism? Or just knowing that someone cares? Or is it just tickling your ego to hear how good writer you are? Because really, who writes here the deepest thoughts? Who shares intimate things? To be honest, i would never publish something really private.

I am sure (and must say that there are lots and lots of things, which i am totally not sure of), that every blogger, even non-blogger has its own notepad, some scribble book, some real diary to share thoughts just with himself. Not just that because its really private. But because handwriting has lots of advantages – you can draw, tear all what have you written. Of course, you can just press “backspace”, but is that really it? Is it the pleasure which the “normal” deleting or tearing brings?

Also, I must admit, I have never destroyed what have I written in my diary. My first was just simple notebook, I started it at age of 13, first note is Sunday, 1st of June.

At the first page there is big sign “This is my DIARY”, and lots of little notes: another year passed, another year sucked, another lousy year is coming (lol).

At the second page there is a little introduction of myself and then i started writing. The last note is from yesterday’s eve. Its not in the same diary, but still I am tempted to write something “in-hand”.

I bet that you, you, you, and even you have under the bed, or in a little suitcase, or in a wardrobe, drawer, secret place… some real diary, only for your eyes or person who you trust the most and want him/her to really know you, real diary with your biggest secrets, wishes, embarrassing moments, broken heart issues…

So why do personal blogs exist? That is my question.


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President of Bank of Canada

One day an old woman came to the Bank of Canada with huge bag stuffed with money. She was demanding for appointment with the president of the company, because she wants to have an account, and that she has really lots of money to make it. After long argument with secretary she is taken to the president's office.

President asks her how much does she want to save then. She answered about 165 000 dollars.
"Very interesting", comments president and when asked, how could she save so much money, she answered "From bets!".

Very surprised president was wondering "what bets?"
And old woman started: "For example, I will bet with you for 25 000 dollars, that your testicles are cube shaped!" President started to laugh and said "But there is no way you could win this bet!"
"Wanna bet?"
"Of course", answered president. "I can guarantee you, that my testicles truly arent neither cube shaped, nor even angular."
"Well done, we just arranged the bet. If you agree, i will come at 10AM with my lawyer as a witness."
"No problem."

The same evening was president very nervous and spent hours and hours in front of the mirror controlling, if his testicles hold normal shape. Turning them left and right, upside down, every directions to make sure that there is no way that is testicles could be like cubes and he just must win the bet.

Next day exactly at 10AM the old woman came with a lawyer to the office. President took off trousers so she and her lawyer can see everything. Lady came closer and asked, if she can touch. "Of course, go on," said president, knowing, that this is all about money. "You must be 100% sure."

Lady controlled the testicles, smiling.

Then the president looked at her lawyer - at the moment banging his head of the wall. "Why is he doing that?!" asked.

"Probably because i bet with him for 100 000 dollars, that today about 10AM i will hold in my hand testicles of President of Bank of Canada..."

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Monday 24 August 2009

The keys

Because i still cant decide in which language shall i write… Will keep to writing in English until im bored :) i know my grammar isnt great and my vocabulary either… but nobody smart fell from the sky ;)

Everybody lost keys in life sometimes. My first time was today. Went to buy my dad present. Some nice Irish whiskey and maybe cigars. The whole journey takes 20 minutes (visiting ATM included).

Regardless of remembering having the keys when going 20m to the tobacco shop, my memories don’t reach further than to shopping in supermarket 10 minutes after.

Waiting in the queue for 15 minutes because they had some problems on the cash machine didnt cheer me up at all. On the way home i wanted to prepare my keys and – keys were nowhere. Nothing in my pockets, nothing in my bags.

So i rushed to the tobacco – i just MUST have left it there. When i came to the shop i thought ill die. The gate was closed and nobody was inside. On the door there was written “during holidays we are closing at 18:30”. Looked on the watch and it was exactly 18:34. Tried to phone the number advertised, no answer.

Coke, Jameson and two melting pizzas in paper-bag, stuck. Called landlord, of course she had no back up keys. Called my girl for support… Tried to unlock the door – no chance, broke my card and almost destroyed the lock by picking it by pin :/

Now my wallet got rid of 900 and i hope i will never loose keys again. From 10minutes shopping became 2 hours waiting for the key service, which opened door in 1 second.


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How to install Windows Live! programs without upgrading MSN?

Or how to downgrade MSN?

(pozn. česky začnu psát až po tomhle příspěvku. Protože mi trvalo 4 hodiny než jsem přišla na zmiňovaný problém. Tak proč se nepodělit.)

Microsoft really pissed me off. Millions of people use MSN as a communication program. Its probably the most wide program ever. According to 10th anniversary they published new version of MSN, now called Microsoft live messenger.

MSN 2009 has one advantage which i like to use – sharing pictures without sending them as file. You can easily drag them and put them into messaging window, and the other side will immediately see what u want to show.

Even though lots of people are used to their MSN 8.5 and lower, after the upgrading they are not able to downgrade again in case they dont like the new version.
There are lots of step-by-step advices how to get rid of MSN 2009 (uninstallation is not never complete, you must clean your registry), but really the best option for me as an amateur was using the program ZapMessenger. Its a little executable file downloadable everywhere (just type in google or read further, link is down here), and it will remove your msn completely.

I am using Microsoft writer right now to write this post. Its fine utility, i didnt like the default blogger.com editor as i didnt figure out how to add tables. It is like mini-microsoft word. You can use simple formating etc., further informations about writer HERE in review.

You can download all elements of Windows live! separately – Mail, Photogallery, Writer, Messenger, etc. The windows live installer will ask you. BUT if you already have MSN (older version than 2009), it wont ask you if you want any upgrade, just tells you that you must upgrade. WTF?! Why would I have to upgrade, when Im totally convenient with program I am using? Why is there the MUST?!

So I tried to google the title above – how to install windows live programs without upgrading msn, and nothing was found. Its really easy though, but its written nowhere.

Also, it took me two hours to find MSN 8.5 installation file. Its not ANYWHERE. Really. You must search google really deeply to find the basic installation package called “wlm85.msi”(about 16MB), not “WLinstaller.exe” (about 2MB), which automatically runs windows live and forces you to upgrade.

Well, first of all, back up your old msn, better safe than sorry :)

Then run Windows Live installer and install the programs you wish to use, plus upgrade your MSN to version 2009. Run ZapMessenger.exe (download HERE), wait a couple of minutes, then reboot computer. After restart download MSN 8.5 HERE. Installation starts. I dont know how its supposed to look like, but my computer showed me little installation window but totally empty - without any text. So i waited what will happen and in Start - programs "Windows messenger" appeared. Clicked on it and there it was, windows live messenger 8.5!

So i downloaded Live Plus! HERE to configure skins and enable tabbed chatting window, and here is the result:
plocha2
Anyway as you can see, i dont have many msn contacts. (suma sumárum 4 me including), because all of my friends are using ICQ. But really I hope i will manage to convince them to install msn, even the new version, because video chat is useful tool. Also, file sharing is very good idea. And surely the games as well :)
Talking about MSN games leads me to question – how can i ADD games to msn directly to play with my friends? One of the reasons why i wanted msn was that there are hundreds of msn games advertised… how can i get the multiplayer games? Even icq official has more :)

Finally finnished, congratulation if you read it to the end :)

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Why am i not writing in czech?

Víte, ani nevím. Možná proto, protože se chci přiučit něčemu v aj? Ale čemu se můžu přiučit, když to píšu sama, nikdo mě neučí, nikdo mě neotpravuje…

Na druhou stranu, čeština má takových možností. Opravdu. Nevím o žádném jiném jazyku, který by toho dokázal tolik, co čeština. Který by měl tolik synonym jako čeština.


Tak proč čj nevyužívám? Ale jo, budu. Jak je vidět, čas od času budu psát i česky. Jednak proto, že něco se v aj prostě vyjádřit nedá (tak jako v čj), a jednak proto, že je to přeci jen můj rodný jazyk a já si ho budu vydržovat.

A víte co, já začnu psát česky hned.


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Sunday 23 August 2009

Have you ever felt connected with someone…?

“Omg! That was exactly what was i going to say!” i hear this sentence all the time.
Its strange, ive been in love many times, mostly unhappily. But with my girl i feel something more than just love. I dont know what that is, but its strong and wee scary. Some kind of connection between us.
Few examples.
We woke up in the morning. I dont know why have i said that but it doesnt matter. Ive asked her “youve been drinking during the night havent you, how many fingers am i showing?”… thought its good fun but she looked at me and told me she was drinking whiskey in her dreams, lots of whiskey.
Another time we were playing game – “guess what am i thinking about”. You know, that sort of games when you are bored and just do something to entertain you? “Its something in the kitchen” she just told me. “Im sending you signal!” Bullshit, actually i never received anything and this time was the same – i really didnt get any signal, but i said first thing which crossed my mind… Fork! And it worked…

She was out, I was out. Got her chinese noodles. I came earlier than she... She came and said "got u some chinese noodles!"

Thousand times i was in the middle of texting her and she called me.
My friend told me its fine that at least i will know when something happens. Well i dont think its that good but… who knows. Anyway hope that i wont get a chance to test it :)
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Saturday 22 August 2009

“If I guess the plot right, can we not watch the movie?”

“Go on.”
“Whole time its the man who is schizophrenic.”
Actually, it was the first stupidest plot of movie which crossed my mind at the moment. I just didnt want to watch another scary freaky movie at the same night.
She didnt remember, so we watched the film one day after, after all, i like being scared, so wanted to see what happens. Trailer looked really good. The film was good if you cut the end.

If you guess the name of the movie right, does it worth to watch it?
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Gone baby gone

And she is gone.
I am pissed off.
Happy.
Worried.
Alone.
In love.
Looking forward.

Hungry. Lets make lasagne!
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Thursday 20 August 2009

End of...

what?

End of what?

Sometimes it feels to me its end of everything. But, as most of us having that feeling, I go sleep, wake up in the morning, go brush my teeth, get dressed, go to work or school and the fucking world is still going on and I cant do anything about that.

Powerless.

What can you do when you dont know. No book exist to explain.. even uncle google has no power to help.

When you look out of the window and want to be somewhere else, someone else.

Everything is gonna be just fine. You keep saying that to yourself, trying to lie to yourself and survive... Yell on the railwaystation "youve got ze power!"...
But deeply inside you know there is no power you could have.
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Wednesday 19 August 2009

How my greatest holidays have started

let's start...

I had blog and I loved it, it still exist but I didnt figure out how to block people read it. Why? My mother started to read it.

You know, its really uncomfortable to post something when you know that your parent can sneak and read your thoughts. So, I set this blog and started write in English, because my mother cant understand a word and also I doubt she could find this.

Anyway, Im keeping lots of thoughts inside me for a long time.

This year i finnished high school and the longest and best holidays were supposed to begin in June. Four months of great fun, trips, doing nothing, earning some money.

Idylistic, isnt it. I got to university, Im starting dentistry in Prague. Exciting but according to circumstances its more stressful and scary.
Which circumstances am I talking about?

Dont know where to start really. Ive got a girlfriend. And yes, Im a girl (unfortunately you cant know in English unless I say so... this is what I dont like about this language). She is Irish, we met 7 months ago (but this is another story).
She moved in my mothers and mine flat about month before my final exam. I thought everythings fine, despite we had really small flat 1+1.. I think we were going well. Until my mother started to have lots of problems with my gf. She started to talk to me about her in worst ways... That she is a liar, thief, parasite and what ever. It made me so upset, I didnt know what to do. She was paying rent (not very cheap) and lived on two square meters like some maggot.

My mum was moving to another flat, which was under reconstruction. The script was just perfect. We will survive the co-habiting for two months till the flat is finnished and then my mum is gone, we have the flat and my mum is happy and excited about new place too.

One day we have had terrible fight with my mum. My gf was at work. We were screaming and yelling on each other so badly, I had to listen all that shit she was saying about my love... That Im loosing myself, that SHE is piece of shit, worse than shit, she is looser and everything. I left the house and went to meet my lover and told her everything what was going on in last few weeks.

We decided to suggest that we would move out. And, that was it. My mum was so angry she threw us on the street in the middle of the night.

Isnt that ironic. She left me the car so I could go everywhere in the world. But I couldnt go anywhere. We went to my dads place and asked him if we can stay for couple of days.

In one day we found great flat in the same area where my old one is. I havent talked to my mother for weeks. My grand mother is bombarding me with telephonates that I must humble, I must fix it with my mother. But I dont know what have I done wrong. Where did I make mistake? Where my girl did mistake? Have I had choice?

Sometimes Im thinking I've had a choice... Leave my girlfriend and stay "home", be submissive and listen to my mother. Or, I havent had a choice and I had to leave and there was no other choice.

One week later I spoke to my dad. He said there could be a problem with me getting my stuff, that my mother doesnt want me to have it. The same day I phoned her... I could get my stuff, but "leave the whore at home".
I got the keys, my pet... And had to listen that I betrayed her, that Im not her daughter anymore and that she doesnt want to see me anymore. That Im a thief, and that i should think about that nothing there is really mine. I wanted to pack my stuff... But really couldnt do that. Broken down, i spent almost 20 years in that flat. Had completely new bed 175x200 square cm.
So my girl told me to call my mum and ask her to stay there.

Its too late she said. No way back. Bye... So I went.

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