President of Bank of Canada

One day an old woman came to the Bank of Canada with huge bag stuffed with money. She was demanding for appointment with the president of the company, because she wants to have an account, and that she has really lots of money to make it. After long argument with secretary she is taken to the president's office.

President asks her how much does she want to save then. She answered about 165 000 dollars.
"Very interesting", comments president and when asked, how could she save so much money, she answered "From bets!".

Very surprised president was wondering "what bets?"
And old woman started: "For example, I will bet with you for 25 000 dollars, that your testicles are cube shaped!" President started to laugh and said "But there is no way you could win this bet!"
"Wanna bet?"
"Of course", answered president. "I can guarantee you, that my testicles truly arent neither cube shaped, nor even angular."
"Well done, we just arranged the bet. If you agree, i will come at 10AM with my lawyer as a witness."
"No problem."

The same evening was president very nervous and spent hours and hours in front of the mirror controlling, if his testicles hold normal shape. Turning them left and right, upside down, every directions to make sure that there is no way that is testicles could be like cubes and he just must win the bet.

Next day exactly at 10AM the old woman came with a lawyer to the office. President took off trousers so she and her lawyer can see everything. Lady came closer and asked, if she can touch. "Of course, go on," said president, knowing, that this is all about money. "You must be 100% sure."

Lady controlled the testicles, smiling.

Then the president looked at her lawyer - at the moment banging his head of the wall. "Why is he doing that?!" asked.

"Probably because i bet with him for 100 000 dollars, that today about 10AM i will hold in my hand testicles of President of Bank of Canada..."
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